“- Paul DuChard: Anything wrong?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead.
- Paul DuChard: Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men.”

Fernando Lamas - Paul DuChard
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“Every mistake a man can make usually has a sexual accelerator. The things that restore you can also destroy you.”

Gary Sinise - Nathan Zuckerman

“- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
- Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“- Jazz: That weekend was a mistake.
- Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?”
Lauren Holly - Jazz
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“- Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
- Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!”
Ewen Bremner - Justin
Daisy Donovan - Martha