“People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer

“- Stu: He's the second worst guy I've ever met.
- Vic: Who's the first?
- Stu: I'll give you a hint. It's you.”

Kumail Nanjiani - Stu
Dave Bautista - Vic Manning

“There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate... except those in your own mercenary little heart!”
John Wayne - Sean Thornton

“- Abby Taylor: Have you had much experience with people like Mr. Genest?
- Jesse Stone: People in South Central L.A. would keep Joe Genest for a pet.”
Polly Shannon - Abby Taylor
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- V: Nobody's treated me the way you do before.
- Tom: How do I treat you?
- V: Like a person.
- Tom: How does everybody else treat you?
- V: Like a hooker.
- Tom: Why do they treat you like that?
- V: Because I am hooker!”
Melanie Griffith - V
Ed Harris - Tom