“I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with. A man of strength and courage, who defeated every vile, vulgaropponent he ever faced. And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children!”
Sherman Alexander Hemsley - Burt Wilson

“When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned.”
Clarence Williams III - Bobby Shy

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“Don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.”
David Niven

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose