“A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”
David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe

“Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand?
- Jenny Herk: My first hand job.”
Ben Foster - Matt Arnold
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”

R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Nick Beam: You shot me!
- Terrance Paul Davidson: I said I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to. The gun just went off. You know I have that same trouble in bed. Well, rarely. Every once in a gray while.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson