“I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that anybody liked. They left that to the BeeGees.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“Every band puts out at least one pussy song so they can find out who the faggots are!”
Bradford Tatum - Hubbs

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- George: You like her, don't you?
- Simone: Of course I like her.
- George: Yeah, but you like her in that special way. In the songs.”
Bob Hoskins - George
Cathy Tyson - Simone

“- Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: There's this one song that he taught me, it made me feel happy and sad all at the same time.
- Slick: The best ones do.”
Katee Sackhoff - Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace
Roark Critchlow - Slick