“With all this permissive sex, and recreational violence, it's no wonder this country is in the mess it's in. I mean, it's like the old saying: when you lay down with dogs, you get up with puppies!”
Bob Trimboli - Lt. Jack B. Nimble

“- Coach Gordon Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.
- Marria: No, it's very green!
- Coach Gordon Bombay: I thought Geenland was green!
- Marria: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!”
Emilio Estevez - Coach Gordon Bombay
Maria Ellingsen - Marria

“- Mike Hammer: Harry Lundee.
- Lundee: Unnecessary violence himself. What brings you to the land of make-believe?”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
William G. Schilling - Lundee

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller