“- Taxi Driver: You talk funny!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from?
- Taxi Driver: Transylvania!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.”
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“This is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this fucking city can kill anybody!”

Georges Corraface - Cuervo Jones

“- Taslima: What are you doing here in LA?
- Snake Plissken: Dying.”
Valeria Golino - Taslima

“- Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?
- Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God dam?”
Tim Guinee - Hoover Dam Guide
Mike Judge - Beavis

“Did you hear what they said? There's gold in Harlem!”
Gregory Hines - Goldy