“Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy.”
Corey Haim - Sam

“I don't know what happened. When I woke up I had changed my skin... This has to be a secret. Not a word to anyone.”

Hayley Carmichael - Dora

“The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.”
Christian Bale - Alfred Borden

“- Mrs. Pascal: Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
- Marty Pascal: You are a mother.
- Mrs. Pascal: I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?”
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal
Josh Hamilton - Marty Pascal

“- Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?
- Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Shar Jackson - Monique