Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Scolex: Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: We were?
- Scolex: Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.”

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Joely Fisher - Brenda

“By the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.”

Joe Turkel - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

“Something is wrong here; can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive during the night. Babs stops laying but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us extra food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to kill us all.”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger

“If you're going to be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely going to need bigger pants.”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat