“- Josh: I'm married to my work.
- Serge: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Tchéky Karyo - Serge

“- Dan: How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's ok. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.”

Dennis Quaid - Dan
David Paymer - Morty

“Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“When you're a detective and a man comes to see you, it's usually about his wife.”

Milo Parker - Roger
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes