“- Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
- Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: A new brain.”
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman

“- Cindy Jo: I wish I'd known it was your birthday, I would have gotten you something.
- Larry Burrows: Well, Cindy Jo, you've already given me more than you could possibly know. Really.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Happy birthday for yesterday. I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Thanks.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Daphne Blake: I've been working so hard lately, I completely forgot today was my birthday.
- Fred Jones: I hope you don't mind. I asked the gang to come along.
- Daphne Blake: Freddie, it's the best birthday present ever. It'll be like old times.”

Mary Kay Bergman - Daphne Blake
Frank Welker - Fred Jones

“- Kevin: What's this?
- Lucy: It's your birthday present, fuck head, open it.”
Paul Rudd - Kevin
Courtney Love - Lucy