“- Liu Kang: This time, you're going to kill him.
- Rayden: I could not then, I cannot now.”

Robin Shou - Liu Kang
James Remar - Rayden

“- Kai: Your brother wasn't suited to lead. He didn't have the discipline.
- Han Sing: That's why you killed him.
- Kai: That's why I had to.”
Russell Wong - Kai
Jet Li - Han Sing

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary

“- Larry Johnson: Y'know, maybe there is nothin' wrong with us, maybe it's just in our heads.
- Muggsy Bogues: Yeah, we're all right. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the alignment of the Moon or another planet.”

Larry Johnson - Himself
Tyrone Bogues - Muggsy Bogues

“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall