“- Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by killer beez!
- Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.”
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings

“The animals keep checking in, but they don't check out, do they? You're not a scientist, you're an undertaker!”

Réal Andrews - Mark

“By the time the plague was contained, man was without pets. Of course, for man this was intolerable. I mean, he might kill his brother, but he could not kill his dog!”
Roddy McDowall - Cornelius

“I do know this: One of the reasons for man's original downfall was your peculiar habit of murdering one another. Man destroys man. Apes do not destroy apes.”
Roddy McDowall - Cornelius