“- Big Momma: You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no!
- Ben Rawley: Hattie Mae, I can explain.
- Big Momma: Explain it to the fattier end of my baseball bat.”
Ella Mitchell - Big Momma
Carl Wright - Ben Rawley

“Allie, he came in my mouth, and then he tried to beat the shit out of me because I wanted to tell you. You know... It was an accident. But... He deserved it.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Hedra Carlson

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney