“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Barry William Cox: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
- Julie James: Well, only one murder comes to mind.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James

“- Young Joe: This summer's gonna be great, right, Gus?
- Young Gus: Yeah, it can't get any worse than last summer.
- Young Joe: That's for sure. See, last summer was a learning experience. For instance, we know where my father keeps his cigars.”
Frankie Nasso - Young Joe
Norman D. Golden II - Young Gus

“- Bobby: Is that Christmas music I hear?
- Annie: Yeah.
- Bobby: What the hell? It's, like, 115 degrees.”
Brad Renfro - Bobby
Fairuza Balk - Annie

“- Hub: We're old, damnit! Leave us alone!
- Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.”
Robert Duvall - Hub
Sir Michael Caine - Garth