“Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Hank

“- Eddie: Just because you're Jewish, doesn't mean you're fucking Freud.
- Artie: Just because you're whatever the fuck you are, doesn't mean you're whatever the fuck you think you are.”
Sean Penn - Eddie
Garry Shandling - Artie

“I like being bad. It makes me happy.”
Christopher Grace - Venom

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper