“If you want to be with someone who doesn't appreciate what a good thing he's got that's 100% your business.
I just thought you'd be smart enough to know you deserve better.”
Mario - Miles Darby

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.

Owen Wilson - Hansel

“He's a prince who thinks he's a frog.”

Mary Kay Place - Lorraine

“- Head Pin Pal: If I were you, I would run.
- Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.”
Monti Ellison - Head Pin Pal
Jeffrey Falcon - Buddy

“I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady