- Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean "she's attractive"?
- Ben Kurtzman: Pretty.
- Ada Kurtzman: Oh my God...
- Ben Kurtzman: Mom, I said she was attractive, that doesn't necessarily mean I'm attracted to her!

Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman

“Why do men have to get better looking when they get older. Remind me to bring it up with the Equal Rights Commission.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“I see in you a man too perfect to be really true. Do I want you because you're wonderful? Or are you wonderful because I want you?”

Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“- Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
- Puss in Boots: He sounds dreamy.”

Larry King - Ugly Stepsister
Antonio Banderas - Puss In Boots

“- Nicholas Petraki: What do you say to two handsome Greek partners?
- Lara Croft: Well, when you find two, let me know!”
Daniel Caltagirone - Nicholas Petraki
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft