“- Cara Burns: You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait.
- Dan Burns: What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?”
Britt Robertson - Cara
Steve Carrell - Dan

“The stress is killing me. I dunno how much longer I can last.”
Mario Cantone - Mikey Abromowitz

“Taking some stress management courses? When we get out of this, I may have to steal you.”

Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

“When you make a move out of stress or anger, it always ends in catastrophe.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - John

“Christ, the gum is jet black already.”

Woody Allen - Nick