“- The Djinn: Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?
- Merritt's Guard: No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a shit, either.”
Andrew Divoff - The Djinn
Kane Hodder - Merritt's Guard

“- Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
- Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.”
Edgar Kennedy - Mayor Moe Carson
Guy Kibbee - Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.”

David Bowie - Jareth

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: The world will demand that you hand me over.
- Colonel Chaiko: The world. The world is overjoyed that we allowed a plane to land. We saved hundreds of lives. Only four people died.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“- Bob Taylor: You want us to fill out a comment card?
- Lisa Reisert: Yes, I do and after you finish, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.”
Robert Pine - Bob Taylor
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert