“Well, well, well! Mr. Blind Man, you're positively an incredible human being. You're a walking advertisement for hiring the handicapped!”

Noble Willingham - MacCready

“I suppose your father lost his job to a robot. I don't know, maybe you would have simply banned the Internet to keep the libraries open.”

Bruce Greenwood - Lawrence Robertson

“Sorry, folks. Park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

“Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die.”
J. T. Walsh - Drucker

“- Reporter: Should we believe the hype?
- Boobie Miles: What hype?
- Reporter: The hype about Boobie Miles.
- Boobie Miles: Now hype is something that's not for real. I'm all real.”
Robert Flores - Reporter
Derek Luke - Boobie Miles