“- His Excellency: I presume your funeral was satisfactory.
- Henry Van Cleve: Well, there was a lot of crying, so I believe everybody had a good time.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Are you crying? Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!”

Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Woman at Jewish Reception: You were crying.
- John Beckwith: Oh shit! You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
- Woman at Jewish Reception: No, you were so sweet.”
Tanaya Nicole - Woman at Jewish Reception
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Just thinking of you now makes me cry so I can't see this paper. Once you said to me, that Wednesday afternoon in the sitting room, you loved me as a friend. Could you tell it to me again. Yours, Carrington.”

Emma Thompson - Dora Carrington

“- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit!
- Scotty Smalls: No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball!”
Mike Vitar - Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls