“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
Oscar James - Miguel

“- Marty O'Reilly: This guy you're talking about, he can't sing at all.
- Angelo Pardipillo: He can't sing? Then why has he got such a big band?
- Wally Jatczak: To drown him out!”
Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
Robert Loggia - Angelo Pardipillo
William Bronder - Wally Jatczak

“- Capt. Sam Cahill: Is it my ears, or has your singing actually gotten worse?
- Goddard: Must be your ears, it was already as bad as it could be!”

Danny Glover - Capt. Sam Cahill
Tchéky Karyo - Goddard

“She was incapable of love or tenderness or decency.”

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“I wouldn't let him defend me if it was for stealing an apple.”

Cliff Clark - Martin