“- Ozzie: It came right down out of the sky. And there it was... this flying saucer. It had these weird lights, you know? It was making all of these weird noises, kind of like boo-boo boo-boo.
- Alex: Ozzie, I thought you weren't going to tell any more stories.”

Mark Holton - Ozzie
Robert Hy Gorman - Alex

“- Edmund Pevensie: Well, I believe you.
- Lucy Pevensie: You do?
- Edmund Pevensie: Yeah, of course. Didn't I tell you about the football field in the bathroom cupboard?”

Skandar Keynes - Edmund Pevensie
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“I didn't kill him. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell