“Well, I’m a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I’m reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“- Violet Devereaux: Are you religious at all?
- Caroline Ellis: I try to keep an open mind.”
Gena Rowlands - Violet Devereaux
Kate Hudson - Caroline Ellis

“- Brian Hope: Does the Trinity make any sense to you?
- Charlie McManus: Oh, no. No, it makes no sense to anyone. That's why you have to believe it. That's why you have to have faith. If it made sense, it wouldn't have to be a religion, would it?”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“The cross is bloodstained. It loves. It forgives. It demands.”
Ted McGinley - Matthew

“Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead.”
Mira Sorvino - Samantha