“- Serge: [taking notice to Axel Foley's interest in the artwork] I see you look at this piece.
- Axel Foley: Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.
- Serge: One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.
- Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!”
Bronson Pinchot - Serge
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“We're no longer collecting art; we're buying people.”
Michael Wincott - Rene Ricard

“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock