“- General Anatoly Gogol: A common thief. A disgrace to the uniform!
- Orlov: Yes, but tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union.”

Walter Gotell - Gogol
Steven Berkoff - Orlov

“- Mike Brody: You put on weight, you need a shave, and you're too tall.
- Sean Brody: Well, uh, two of out of three I can fix, huh?”
Dennis Quaid - Mike Brody
John Putch - Sean Brody

“The critics? No, I have nothing but compassion for them. How can I hate the crippled, the mentally deficient, and the dead?”
Albert Finney - Sir

“I know we're supposed to give our full co-operation to this stupid and pointless investigation. But when they interrupt one of my classes, it pisses me off.”
Virginia Morris - Mrs. Delowie

“For uttering those contemptuous words in my presences, I'm goin' to have your balls in a sling.”
Al Lewis - Judge Harrison