“I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of lusting after a woman... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“- Imogen: Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty?
- Al Connelly: Half empty.
- Imogen: I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you?
- Al Connelly: Making friends with a spider.
- Imogen: Vices?
- Al Connelly: Shampoo.”
Julia Stiles - Imogen
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“It is kind of you to indulge your elders in their vices. Just as I indulge the young in theirs.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“I am my own Judas.”
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde

“All I'm saying, Reggie, dear, is I have lived in the grip of vice and pleasure. It was wrong and I have paid. Perhaps the slate is wiped clean, perhaps it is not, who knows? At any rate, I am now ready to return to life.”
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde