“- Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo, 2 hours a day 5 days a week.
- Charlene Morton: Compliments of the hood, 24 hours a day all my life!”
Missi Pyle - Ashley
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton

“The first time I saw you fight I was just a bit of a kid. There wasn't a man alive who could have stood up to you then. And tonight I was just mighty glad that you weren't the John L. Sullivan of ten years ago.”

Errol Flynn - James J. Corbett

“If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles.”

Hulk Hogan - Sean Armstrong

“- Ramirez: The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he wins The Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness.
- Connor MacLeod: How do you fight such a savage?
- Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod

“- Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash.
- Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Joe Manganiello - Flash Thompson