“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Xavier Quinn: You think Maubee did it? Cut a man's head off?
- Jump Jones: That fucker, he does that! That's why he's like that!
- Xavier Quinn: Try and make sense when you talk, Jump.”
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn
Art Evans - Jump Jones

“- Regina Lambert: You're a good listener
- Joshua Peters: No. You're a good talker.”
Thandie Newton - Regina Lambert
Mark Wahlberg - Joshua Peters

“- Lord Caversham: Do you always understand everything you say?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Yes... if I listen attentively.
- Lord Caversham: Conceited young puppy!”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon