“I'm going where ladies and gentlemen hang their hats and get some peace and quiet... and if any of you try to interfere with me - I'll complain to the authorities!”

Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland