“- Hunk Houghton: You will never make a guitar player. You got not rhythm in your bones!
- Vince Everett: Well, I never heard of anybody payin' money to hear a guitar player.”
Mickey Shaughnessy - Hunk Houghton
Elvis Presley - Vince Everett

“- Will: Is there anything she can't do?
- Matt: She can't sing. Not a note. Sounds like a coyote in a trash compactor.”

A.J. Buckley - Will
Derek Hamilton - Matt

“- Emira Eagle: I thought he was talented.
- Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters: Okay. He could sing.
- Zola Taylor: He could sing me right out of my panties!”
Lela Rochon - Emira Eagle
Vivica A. Fox - Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters
Halle Berry - Zola Taylor

“- Capt. Hans Geering: Rene, your wife has many talents.
- Col. Von Strohm: Singing isn't one of them.”
Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering
Richard Marner - Colonel Kurt von Strohm

“- Carl Denham: Hey, she's got something there.
- Englehorn: It certainly isn't a voice!”

Robert Armstrong - Carl Denham
Frank Reicher - Englehorn