“You look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
David Wike - Chip

“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Major Kirby: That's why we say a girl like you is attractive.
- Susan Applegate: Am I?
- Major Kirby: Yes. You have very nice eyes and good straight legs and theirs a sort of glow to your hair.”
Ray Milland - Major Kirby
Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate

“You're the prettiest girl in all the world. You're even prettier than a P-38.”

Van Johnson - Ted Randall

“- Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
- Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?
- Maggie: I want you to be my friend.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas