“Never send an adult to do a kid's job.”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Family reunions are about uniting the family, bringing together the young and old. Singing and dancing and thanking God, giving Him the glory. Thanking him for getting us over.”
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

“- Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?
- Machete: With God.
- Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.”
Jeff Fahey - Booth
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Trudy Newman: Hey, Micheal. Micheal, who are you talking to?
- Michael Newman: Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. Take it easy.
- Trudy Newman: Oh, yeah? Well, tell him to get a life. You got family here. You're busy. Come on.
- Michael Newman: My mother says hello.”
Julie Kavner - Trudy Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“I know that you're sad. But we're sad too, and we should all be together. Listen, I know that you don't believe in God but maybe you can believe in family.”
Joey King - Grace Bloom