“- Bernie Walton: She looks very well like Mona Marshall, but can she act like her?
- Virginia: Oh, my thyroids!”

Allyn Joslyn - Bernie Walton
Rosemary Lane - Virginia

“- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar
Rade Serbedzija - Ivan Tretiak

“Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”
River Phoenix

“I liked that idea. Someone who's trying to perform herself and not succeeding.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal

“- Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
- Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson