“- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar
Rade Serbedzija - Ivan Tretiak

“- Bernie Walton: She looks very well like Mona Marshall, but can she act like her?
- Virginia: Oh, my thyroids!”

Allyn Joslyn - Bernie Walton
Rosemary Lane - Virginia

“Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”
River Phoenix

“I liked that idea. Someone who's trying to perform herself and not succeeding.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal

“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury