“- Janet Cruise: Who broke the lamp?
- Michael Cruise: Well, Sherlock Holmes, here. Thinks he saw a ghost.”

Christine Ebersole - Janet Cruise
Jonathan Ward - Michael Cruise

- Spencer Tracy: Trouble with Mr. Hughes?
- Katharine Hepburn: There's too much "Howard Hughes" in Howard Hughes. That's the trouble.
Kevin O'Rourke - Spencer Tracy
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff. I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.”

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.
- Rain: Well, I'm worth it.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth
Juliette Lewis - Rain

“I am loved and respected by all who know me - slightly.”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai