“- Brenda Landers: You lost our son?
- Doctor: Did I say lost? I said misplaced.
- Harry Landers: I'm suing you for malpractice, negligence, you name it!
- Doctor: Oh great! Just jump all over me, why don't you! Just jump all over me! What about the 9 kids I didn't lose this week?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Brenda Landers
Griffin Dunne - Doctor
Peter Horton - Harry Landers

“You'll never be a first class human being or a first class woman until you've learned to have some regard for human frailty.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

- Lt. Olivia D'Arcy: Stop prying into things that don't concern you.
- Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson: Maybe it does concern me. It concerns me that the morale of this group remains high. Until you joined up, it was. You're just a troublemaker.
Veronica Lake - Lt. Olivia D'Arcy
Claudette Colbert - Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: Please inform American embassy that I am here. I am an American citizen.
- Colonel Chaiko: What you call yourself is of no concern to us. Here, you're just a criminal.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“- Kim: Stop It! Or I'll kill you myself!
- Jim: Bullshit!
- Jim: [to Edward who is approaching Kim] Hey, I said stay away from her!”

Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim