“Don't let him bleed on the carpet!”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Laurie Bolander: Maybe I could straighten up this place for you.
- Andy Henderson: No thanks, I like this place just the way it is.
- Laurie Bolander: You like living in squalor?”
Cindy Williams - Laurie Bolander
Will Seltzer - Andy Henderson

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey