“- Lucy Kolinski: You try and keep it down up here, okay, my room is right underneath.
- John Smith: I'll try not to make too much noise when I'm jumpin' up and down on the bed.”
Alexandra Powers - Lucy Kolinski
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Norma Cassady: You know, I know he's supposed to protect you, but does he have to stay in the same suite with us? I mean I just keep expecting him to break in while we're, uh... while we're making love.
- King Marchand: He'd only do that if he heard something unusual. Like if I got excited!”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady
James Garner - King Marchand

“- Adrian: It was a perfect moon lite summer night. He put his hands on my breasts and my blood just started to boil and afterwards I've never been able to rid myself of the guilt.
- Andrew: You enjoyed it?
- Adrian: Definitely! It was hot!”
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

- Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.
Tracy Brooks Swope - Jennifer
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper