“- Friedrich Bhaer: You do not take wine?
- Jo March: Only medicinally.
- Friedrich Bhaer: Pretend you've got a cold.”
Gabriel Byrne - Friedrich Bhaer
Winona Ryder - Jo March

“- Tom Wall: Frank, what are you doing back there?
- Frank Pierce: I'm sick, Tom. I need a cure. Vitamin B cocktail, followed by an amp of glucose and a drop of adrenaline. Not as good as beer, but it's all I got.”
Tom Sizemore - Tom Wolls
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Jane: Lime cordial, delicious!
- Michael: Strawberry! Mmm.
- Mary Poppins: Rum punch! Quite satisfactory [hiccup].”

Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Policeman: You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix.
- George Webber: You could have fooled me.”
William Lucking - Policeman
Dudley Moore - George Webber

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob