“Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching
them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit
down and shut up.”
Phyllis Diller

“- Mother Superior: You see Mr. Peabody the child is incorrigible.
- Junior: I'm what? Why don't you speak English lady?”
Helena Humann - Mother Superior
Michael Oliver - Junior

“All these kids, they're all tv babies. Watching people killing and fucking each other on the boob tube for so long it's all they know. Hell, they think it's legal. They think it's the right thing to do.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“We must have the attitude that every child in America, regardless where raised, can learn.”

Josh Brolin - George W. Bush