“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching
them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit
down and shut up.”
Phyllis Diller

“Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Frank Beardsley: Occasionally. A little pat on the butt sends a clear message.
- Helen North: Well you're not spanking my children.
- Frank Beardsley: I thought they were our children.
- Helen North: You're not spanking our children.
- Frank Beardsley: Okay, fine. Let's just let them all run naked and wild.”
Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley
Rene Russo - Helen North

“Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Mother Superior: You see Mr. Peabody the child is incorrigible.
- Junior: I'm what? Why don't you speak English lady?”
Helena Humann - Mother Superior
Michael Oliver - Junior