“- Walter: Doctor said it's bad for my heart.
- Jeff Dunham: All the caffeine?
- Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
- Jeff Dunham: That's awful.
- Walter: Oh, you've seen her, too?”
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Nudist Female: If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
- Buford T. Justice: I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.”
Janis Cummins - Nudist Female
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette