“- Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
- Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
- Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.”
Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“- Sir Jeremy Burtom: Be careful! Anything happens to this profile, it's the death of my film career.
- Burtom's Assistant: You don't have a film career.
- Sir Jeremy Burtom: I'm too fucking good to have a film career!”
Alfred Molina - Sir Jeremy Burtom
Michael Emerson - Burtom's Assistant

“8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“- Jenny Lerner: I want exclusivity.
- President Beck: Now listen, young lady. This is a presidential favour. I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache. And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career. Now, it may seem like we have each other over the same barrel but it just seems that way.”

Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner
Morgan Freeman - President Beck

“Handling dirt is... ugh... is not my idea of a rewarding career.”
Woody Allen - Z