“- Sartana: I called in a few favors. Look at this. Got you all the right papers. You can start over now, be a real person.
- Machete: [hands back the papers] Why do I want to be a real person when I'm already a myth?”
Jessica Alba - Sartana
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Sir John Talbot: Yes, that's the sign of the werewolf.
- Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man: That's just a legend though, isn't it?
- Sir John Talbot: Yes, but like most legends, it must have some basis in fact. It's probably an ancient explanation of the dual personality in each of us.”
Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man

“- Young Jim: Do you think soembody'll ever find Treasure Planet?
- Sarah Hawkins: Sweetheart, I think Treasure Planet is more... like a legend.
- Young Jim: I know it's real.
- Sarah Hawkins: You win. It's real.”
Austin Majors - Young Jim
Laurie Metcalf - Sarah Hawkins

“- Ocious P. Potter: You've seen this before?
- Exterminator Jeff: No, but I've heard the stories, but that's what I thought they were, just stories: the fly with the human head, the poker-playing rats, the giant radioactive cockroaches.”

John Goodman - Ocious P. Potter
Mark Williams - Exterminator Jeff

“Someone's taking all of these urbanlegends, and making them reality.”
Alicia Witt - Natalie Simon