“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Miss, I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, and this is Captain Ed Hocken, Police Squad.
- Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Gina Mastrogiacomo - Busty Female Shop Assistant

“- Curtis Avery: How is it they always get here before we do?
- Dr. David Krane: The police band radios.
- Curtis Avery: No, that was a rhetorical question, David. That was one to which I didn't really expect an answer.”
David Paymer - Curtis Avery
Ray Liotta - David Krane

“- The Trickster: Why did you leave the school on the day of the murder, Mr. Brower? Where were you last night, Mr. Brower? Were you alone, Mr. Brower? Where's your father, Mr. Brower? Where's your mother, Mr. Brower?
- Michael: Shut up!
- The Trickster: Oh, I don't believe they'll find that answer satisfactory.”

T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster
Edward Furlong - Michael

My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: "What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money".
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life.”

Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren