“- Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
- Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
- Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?
- Miss Gulch: No, her dog.
- Uncle Henry: Oh. She bit her dog, eh?
- Miss Gulch: ...No!”
Charley Grapewin - Uncle Henry
Margaret Hamilton - Miss Gulch

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

“- Rusty Griswold: Mom, my sandwich is all wet.
- Ellen Griswold: They're all wet... oh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: How do you like your dog?
- Diane Lightson: They're serving dog?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: No, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners.”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson

“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.”
Max Elliott Slade - Colt
Chad Power - Tum Tum