“Are these all your lunches?
[boy shakes his head]
You mean you eat other people's lunches?
[boy nods]
Stop it!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Eden Brent: There you are. Mr. Purcell, you have been stealing our dog yummies and eating them.
- Warner Purcell: Absolutely not. That's an outrageous suggestion.
- Eden Brent: Then let me see in your pockets.
- Warner Purcell: Would I eat dog food?
- Eden Brent: You'd eat anything that didn't eat you first, you big fat pot of helium.”
Tracey Ullman - Eden Brent
Jim Broadbent - Warner Purcell

- Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
- Nick the Greek: Uh?
- Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?
Vas Blackwood - Rory Breaker
Stephen Marcus - Nick the Greek

“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid