“- Police Sgt. Matthews: Charlie, about that bullet?
- Charlie Chan: You can keep secret?
- Police Sgt. Matthews: Of course!
- Charlie Chan: So can I.”
Joseph Crehan - Police Sgt. Matthews
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Release the secret weapon!”
Madeline Kahn - Gussie Mausheimer

“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Richard Gecko: Well what do they got?
- Seth Gecko: They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.”

Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.”
Cameron Diaz - Maggie