- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of nothing, man.”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“You can't expect a man like me to be loyal to just one woman.”
Scott Glenn

“For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to his sword]”
William Smith - Conan's Father

“- King Louis: You think my affairs are empty...
- D'Artagnan: I think that it is possible for one man to love one woman all his life and be the better for it, yes.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - King Louis
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan