“- Ajax: One thing we might get out of Cyrus’ little get together is meeting some strange wool. I wouldn’t mind laying a little something down on the way back.
- Vermin: You got a one-track brain, you know that?
- Ajax: What’s the matter, you goin’ faggot?”
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax

“- Jonathan: I don't know Manolo, I think it's hopeless. I'm never going to get laid!
- Professor: Although that thought may be of great comfort to the women of the world Mr. Moore, as a future veterinarian, you should know that every dog eventually has his day.”
Anthony Edwards - Jonathan
David Wohl - Professor

“You have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed!”

Syd Heylen - Curmudgeon

“Anything found in the desert of a frustrated life can bring hope. With hope comes love. With love comes hate. So I possess her. May God help her in her misery and unhappiness.”

Oliver Reed - Urbain Grandier

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell